About us

Who are we? Well it's only me really, unless you want to include my wife and kids (but they didn't help me in any way to build this site). In fact, when I told my wife I'd built another site, she just said "oh" in a not very interested sort of way. Then she muttered something about "maybe we'll be able to afford the rent this month then".

So, the story is, I'm a professional web designer struggling to earn a crust. Blame it on 911, Katrina, terrorism, Y2K, the dot com bubble or maybe I'm just not very good. But I do have a wife and two kids - and a third on the way (I'm not joking).

And we are starving. Well, not exactly starving, but we might be if you don't help. All I'm asking for is a little donation to help feed my wife and kids (I'm alright - I can do without food for a few days). In return, I'll give you some great advertising on some prime real-estate (or advertising on a building, for my british visitors).

Just imagine what great brand awareness you can get from a massive billboard strung accross the front of a skyscraper? Admittedly, it's not a real billboard or even a real building - but could you afford to do it for real? This way, the cost is REALLY CHEAP, and you get visitors from all round the world seeing your logo/name/slogan and clicking straight through to your site.

So how could you benefit from this site? Easy! Either go for brand awareness, so that everybody who visits this site sees your ad and your logo sticks in their mind - big ads are best for this. Or make them small and/or subtle. Plenty of people are spending some time on the page clicking on anything that looks interesting. If they hit on your advert and go through to your site - they might be pleasantly surprised and buy something! Or do you just want some extra traffic?

I've just had MacDonalds on the phone, but I had to turn them down. I don't like what all this junk food does to kids. I do have some morals. There are some things I won't advertise. So if you sell dope to kiddies or fake visas to starving imigrants then don't bother contacting me - refusal often offends.

 

 

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